Tuesday, September 16, 2008

THE PALIN DOCTRINE


THE PALIN DOCTRINE: DON’T BLINK!

When you’re put on the spot and don’t know the answer to the question, just make one up, smile an empty-headed, beauty queen smile and
…….
DON’T BLINK!

When you’re lying through your teeth, no matter how deep and wide the lie is, smile an empty-headed, beauty queen smile and
…….
DON’T BLINK!

When the facts are stacked against you, just deny the facts, blame the Democrats, smile an empty-headed, beauty queen smile and
…….
DON’T BLINK!



When you don’t have a clue about the issues and can’t be trusted to face the media alone without a coach and prior prompting, smile an empty-headed, beauty queen smile and
…….
DON’T BLINK!

When the thinking women of America realize that even though you may be ‘prettier’ than Hillary, (of course, beauty is in the eye of the beholder), you don’t have half the brains she has; act alarmed but quickly recover, smile an empty-headed, beauty queen smile and
…….
DON’T BLINK!

When the caring women of America find out how you treated the rape victims in your little, Alaska town when you were Mayor, run for your life ‘cause you won’t have time to smile an empty-headed, beauty queen smile
OR
BLINK!

We’ve got your number, Babe, and it’s ZERO!

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But really, Folks, if you were John McCain, wouldn’t you go for the window dressing, too? It’s ALL he’s got going for him.


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